Sunday, July 6, 2008

Man is arrested for attempting to drink other's urine...at a family fun center


Alan D. Patton, 56, of 6269 Emberwood Rd. on the Northwest Side, was trying to collect urine in a men’s restroom at Sports Ohio, 6314 Cosgray Rd., when he was arrested June 14, Dublin police say.

Patton was found in a men’s restroom where he had allegedly covered toilet seats in plastic wrap, shut off water to urinals and placed Styrofoam cups in them. Sports Ohio employees told police that they recognized Patton as the man who had tampered with another men’s restroom there a week earlier.

Patton, a registered sex offender, admitted in 1994 to sexually assaulting four boys ages 7 and 9 in public restrooms in Columbus. At the time, Patton’s attorney said Patton suffers from urophilia, an interest in urine for sexual gratification.


Ok we all like some things that people may find odd, but needless to say urine should not be one of them. I clearly do not see how one could find urine enjoyable, or even have the urge to taste it. I would have a hard time drinking it just for survival, but for fun..ok that's just sick. According to police a man went into a bathroom and had discovered that there were cups placed in the urinals and signs saying to pee in the cups. Yah like who is going to believe that one. All I have to say to this is, you better find a new fetish because that one is toxic and criminal.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Man puts an interesting item online for sale....his soul?



A New Zealand Man has put his soul up for auction on the popular auction site TradeMe.com So far over 100 people have expressed their interests for the item. Wait how is this even a item? Last Wednesday bids reached up to $189. Wow not only is this guy messed up but so are the people trying to buy it. Its like SCORE! I just won a soul off a site. ..... Now what? "I can't see it, touch it or feel it, but I can sell it, so I'm going to palm it off to the highest bidder," he said. Yahh alrighty then. Please people express your thoughts on this matter.

Source http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080702/ap_on_fe_st/odd_soul_auction

Monday, June 30, 2008

You can't be serious


Last Tuesday up to 10,000 license plate holders of the letter combination W-T-F were notified that they would have to change their plates. It all started when some kids told their grandma what the acronym stood for. Outraged she told the DMV, which led the the notification to others that this combination might be "offensive" to others. Yah give me a break. Who could this offend? It is not directed towards anyone and if someone is offended it is their fault for seeing the letter combination for that phrase and not for just randomized letters. Officals were also shocked when they discovered that on their own website they had a picture of a customizable plate with that letter combination. Wow your telling me that no one knew what those letters stood for. Pretty soon are lisense plates will just be numbers because so many people are "offended." People please grow up not everything is directed towards you.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Wow

Ok my first reaction to this video was- alright they just are a bad dancer having fun for a couple seconds, but it would not stop and I was just shocked that she would continue. It would not be fair to call her an idiot but clearly her dancing is idiodic. There are two theories. 1. She is on some type of drug.
2. She is like Elaine from Seinfeld and needs someone to tell her how bad of a dancer she is.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Congratulations!!

When I first got online today, I checked my usual sites and saw a video that was quite hilarious. The video is of a kid trying to spin on he escalator, but as he is successful he gets stuck between the two. Now you tell me was this an idiotic act which I think so, but I also find it hilarious and would like to congratulate the kid for having the balls to attempt this; or was this just a failed attempt of youtube spotlight, (which he got either way)

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Don Imus

We all know of Don Imus because of his famous slip up last year on the radio, when he called the Ladies Rutgers Basketball Team "nappy headed hoes." Not only was he stupid for even leading into this discussion, but stupid enough to say it on the error. How idiotic do you have to be to say something racial like that on public radio? Imus is known not only for being one of the ugliest men on Earth, but for his racial and gender remarks. Why would someone so ugly put himself in the spotlight. Come on buddy that's why you are on the radio-not TV. Jeese wouldnt that be frightful to see. A crusted over oldman.

Anyway back to his latest controversy. This monday we Imus's name popped up in the media once again. First off I wasn't even aware he was back on the radio. Imus gets on the subject of the troubled cornerback Adam Pacman Jones. He talks about how many times he has been arressted.
DON IMUS: What color is he?
WARNER WOLF: He's African-American.
DON IMUS: Well there you go, now we know.


This guy is perhaps one of the stupidous people in the media. How many times has he done this now? And of course he tries to say that he was being sarcastic about how black people are unfairly arressted, well that doesnt even make sense. Don do us all a favor and jump off cliff or atleast put a bag over your head the next time you will be in the news cause its scary.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Today's Idiot

This is a new blog to share the idiots to the web. There are a lot of stupid people out there so why not appreciate them here for their stupidity?

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